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League of Feed RP Giveaway

Well ladies and germs, as promised, I shall host a RP give away. The prize? Two (2!) lucky people will win 650 RP points. Now, how can you enter to win such amazing prize? Simple!

  • Be subscribed to this tumblr
  • Reblog this post once
  • Draw a picture of your favorite champ (I don’t care if you use MS paint, and it looks like shit, just have fun with it) to accompany the reblog.

That’s it! I’ll pick the winners this Friday using a super secret, ancient form of picking a winner.

Have a crudely drawn picture of Singed: the derp chemist 

 

This kid is destined for greatness. I can feel it.

Ain’t no one mess with the Hook-Chain brothers. They’re tough. They grew up in the streets jungle.

Ain’t no one mess with the Hook-Chain brothers. They’re tough. They grew up in the streets jungle.

Mundo Solos what he pleases.

Well lookie here, we broke 100 followers.122 people think I’m funny/stupid/[Insert other reason here] enough to follow my shenanigans.
As promised, I shall host a small giveaway.
Before I do, I’m asking y’all, do you want 2 winners to receive 5 USD worth of RP, or one lucky winner to get 10 USD worth of RP? Reblog with your answer, and I’ll proceed to phase two of this giveaway.

Well lookie here, we broke 100 followers.
122 people think I’m funny/stupid/[Insert other reason here] enough to follow my shenanigans.

As promised, I shall host a small giveaway.

Before I do, I’m asking y’all, do you want 2 winners to receive 5 USD worth of RP, or one lucky winner to get 10 USD worth of RP? Reblog with your answer, and I’ll proceed to phase two of this giveaway.

Getting real tired of your kiting shit Ezreal.

Do you know what would be hilarious?

If spells could crit. ION CANNON OVERLOAD, TARGETS ACQUIRED. Ded.
Or heal crits, or shield crits!? Imagine the chaos it would create. IMAGINE IT.

Brand, The Flamer

imageI have seen the end, and it has ended in flames. Show your enemies the real meaning to flaming with this blazing champion known as ponyta Brand.

Innate
imageBlaze:
 What’s better than dealing damage with your abilities? DEALING A FUCKING PERCENT OF THEIR MAX HP PER SECOND WITH YOUR ABILITIES. Seriously, this shit is stupid good later in the game when your enemies have a shit ton of health, and watching an enemy walk away with no hp from your spells, only to die to this is funny as hell. (Note: This also procs Rylai’s and Liandry’s On. Every. Tick.

Q
imageSear: 
A single target nuke, that even though it’s freaking fire, will not one shot Elise or Maokai. Does alright damage, the real beauty of it is, if it hits some one Ablaze, it will stun for 2 seconds. Makes landing your other spells easy, and a great stun overall.

W
imagePillar of Flame:
AKA BURN THEM ALL. This is what deals most of your damage, after a slight delay (.75 sec) the area you casted upon will burst into a fiery inferno. If casted upon someone with Ablaze, this spell will do an increased 25% damage. Now, that’s a hot spell.

E
imageConflagration:
Instantly blast your opponent with fire, setting them ablaze. Deals the least damage, but it’s a single target ability, so if you miss your target, please uninstall League. Main use (for me) is to get them Ablaze for my next spell. If they happen to be Ablaze, this spell will spread to others in a 300 range of the afflicted target.

R
imagePyroclasm:
AKA ‘GODDAMMIT, DON’T STAND NEXT TO ME’ Create a bouncing flow of death that bounces between up to 4 random enemy targets. If it hits an unit affect by Blaze, it will instead prioritize a champion for the next bounce. 

Skill Build: Brand is best as an AP mid champ, focusing mostly on early game single target kills, and late game AoE damage machine. I max out Pillar first, since it deals the most damage, followed by Sear second, and grabbing a point into Conflag early for the ability to easily tag some one with Blaze. Naturally, grab your ulti whenever possible, I mean, you shoot out a fucking flow of lava out of your god damn hands.

Early Game: Last hit them minions. Look out for that pesky jungler, and try to not eat any careless harass from your opponent. Try to harass with Conflag>Sear>Pillar if possible, without draining all you mana.

Post 6: Call the firemen, the Arsonist is out. You can now combo people with your combo+ult and you can probably kill them. Attempt to kill you opponent, if you did, great, got cash. Didn’t? You got them low, and they’ll probably leave lane now. Still last hit them minions for that cash flow.

Mid Game: Your Pillar should be able to clear out waves with AP, so farming should not be an issue. Go help out other lanes that require your sexy, cleansing fire

Late Game: You’ve bought your items, you’ve collected the bounty on your opponent’s heads, you’ve farmed all the lanes. Times to teach those scrubs what AoE means. Throw down your pillars, stun some saps, and unleash the gates of hell with your life cleansing ulti. I AM THE HUMAN TORCH YOU NIMRODS. 

Item Build: Boots(Sorc), Rabbadon’s Troll cap, Rylai’s Crystal Scepter, Liandry’s Torment, Void Staff, Zhonya’s Hourglass or Athene’s Unholy Grail. (Hourglass for better survivability, Athene’s for more CDR/Mana)

This setup should give you a nice amount of HP with utility, and raw AP, and depending on either athene/zhonya, mac CDR with blue, or a life saving active.

Summoner Spells: Flash(It’s not broken at all.), Ignite (BURN, BURN, BURN)

Final Thought: My Brand!

Join us next time for Caitlyn: That cop skin was totally not fan service.

Soon

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